Artist/Band: Watson Dale Tabs
Song: Country My Ass Tab
Intro:
F C G C
C F
He ain�t even near 20 but he says he�s seen plenty of hard times
G C
Cause he�s been on this bus for 5 days and in his hotel for 5 nights
C C7 F
And his satellite dish is ruined and the new band is treatin� him mean
G C
And there�s still another week to go and he misses his Karaoke machine
Chorus:
F C
That�s country, my ass, who do they think we am
G C
Force feed us that shit, ain�t you real tired of it
F C
Tell �em stick it up high where the sun don�t shine
G C
Get pissed, get mad, that�s country, my ass
D G
Now she�s out there too, she�s got her own secrets too
A D
She can�t sing a lick and in a bucket she couldn�t carry her tune
D G
She�s pretty as a picture and she�s sure got a nice set of lips
A D
And she misses her producer, slash boyfriend, who seduced her, er� produced her a hit
Chorus in Key Of D
E A
Now don�t get me wrong, to each his own I believe
B7 E
But they took the soul out of what means a whole lot to me
E A
�Cause I can see Hank and Lefty, they�re spinning around in their graves
B7 E
And if they were here now, I think y�all know what they�d say
Chorus in Key of E
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