Artist: Paul Thorn | Song: Viagra

Artist/Band: Thorn Paul Tabs
Song: Viagra Tab

Viagra - Paul Thorn

Capo 3

            E                 A                   E
There was a time when I could make love all night long
       E                                   B7
Like a big rooster in the barnyard, I felt strong
    E                             A 
But now my private part needs an emergency jump start
          B7                     E
I�m gonna go to Viagra before it falls


My wife put on a sexy negligee
But I just had to turn the other way
She so full of frustration cause I can�t rise to the occasion
I�m gonna go to Viagra before it falls


Chorus:
           B7                    E
I know I�m not the man I used to be
            F#                       B7
This sudden lack of manly prowess is killin� my self esteem
      E                                A 
But I feel like such a failure with my broke down genitalia
          B7                     E
I�m gonna go to Viagra before it falls


I know a man who is 96 years old
He poured Viagra in his Jello bowl
But now the old women won�t leave him alone, he�s the king of the nursing home
I�m gonna go to Viagra before it falls