Artist: Paul Thorn | Song: It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass) 2

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Song: It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass) 2 Tab

It�s A Great Day (To Me To Whoop Somebody�s Ass) - Paul Thorn

Capo 3 (to sound like recording)

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Have you ever had one of those days when nothin� goes right
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Your wife starts b***hin� about whatever it was she was b***hin� about last night
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So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
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But after you finish your business, the toilet paper�s gone


Chorus:
            E                   A 
Well it�s a great day for me to whoop somebody�s ass
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It�s a bad day, so you better get off my back
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You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
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Cause it�s a great day for me to whoop somebody�s ass


Well I was runnin� late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Chorus

When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I�m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget

Chorus