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Song: I Don't Love Pam'la Anderson Tab
I Don't Love Pam'la Anderson (They're Just Posters On The Wall)
By Lyle Brewer
Here's something you might find fun to play. I submitted it before as
Posters On The Wall, but it hardly got noticed. It's about a guy who
loves his woman but doesn't always say and do the right thing.
It's meant to be played with an alternating bass. For the D chord, alternate
open D and Open A (5th string), for the A chord alternate Open A and E - 2nd
fret on the 4th string and for the G chord, alternate G on the 6th string and
Open D (4th string). The verses and chorus are all played the same. You'll
figure it out.
D
You wanna take down my posters, �cause they clutter up the wall
The ones hangin� in the bathroom, the livin� room and the hall
A
The ones that I bought at Wal Mart, at Costco and the mall
G A D
Your just jealous of the girl in them posters on the wall
I b�lieve you�re jealous, of Pam�la Anderson and me
You just sit there mopin�, and makin� faces at the TV
Well, I won�t say a word, I�ll deal with it civilly
I�ll just sit here ignorin� you and watchin� VIP
Put up with it cause I love ya�, each meal is a work of art
And you don�t seem to mind it, when I cuss or burp or fart
And I really love them Saturday nights, you naughty little tart
When the lights go out, I can�t even tell you and Pam apart
Chorus
So if I seem a bit distant, don�t answer when you call
Don�t think nothin� of it, don�t pay it no mind at all
I�m one happy, contented mule, just a-kickin� in your stall
And I don�t love Pam�la Anderson, they�re just posters on the wall
Well, you tell me that you�re leavin�; I don�t pull my weight
Don�t bring you no flowers, won�t take you on a date
Well, I�d love to talk about it, but it�ll have to wait
But Tool Time ain't quite over and Baywatch starts at 8:00
Chorus
So if I seem a bit distant�
You ask me �If you love Pammy, then why�d you marry me?
You can hit the road anytime, California�s where you should be�
For the hundredth time, I like it here, I don�t wanna be free
Besides I seen the video, don�t measure up to Tommy Lee
Chorus
So if I seem a bit distant�
A BC girl, A BC boy, you know I got to go to bat
She�s just like my sister, a good lookin� one at that
And you�re ev�ry bit the woman she is, you�re a sexy little cat
She�s just like you honey, but she ain�t quite that fat
Chorus
So if I seem distant�
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