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Kevin Fowler, Cheaper To Keep Her Tabs
Artist/Band: Fowler Kevin Tabs
Song: Cheaper To Keep Her Tab
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I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary
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She thought about it long and hard then she said to me
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"I�d really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough"
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I said "Honey I wasn't planning on spending quite that much"
Chorus:
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Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go
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I just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own
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Well I am damned if I do and I�m damned if I dont
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Yeah it�s cheaper to keep her than it is ---to let her go
She handed me the papers that she wanted me to sign
She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line
Its not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart
You see I�m in love with all my stuff and that�s the hardest part
Chorus
Bridge:
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I started thinking about it, adding it up
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The house the boat the car the truck
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When i see my attorney going to kick his butt
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For talking me out of that damn pre-nup
Chorus
Chorus
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