Artist/Band: Christmas Tabs
Song: The Indentured Elf Tab
THIS SONG IS DONE TO BUFFET'S MARGARITAVILLE. WE DO
IT IN C-F-G.
LYRICS BY GEORGE GERMADNIK AND THE WHOOSITS BIG PILE
GOODTIME GARBAGE BAND
THE INDENTURED ELF
1. LIVIN� ON FRUIT CAKE, WATCHIN� THE ICE BREAK
EVERYTHING HERE IS COVERED WITH SNOW
THE PENGUINS ARE FREEZIN�, AND I KNOW THE REASON
IT�S COLDER THAN HELL AND I JUST GOTTA GO
CHORUS: SLAVIN� AWAY AGAIN IN SANTARITAVILLE
STUCK IN THE SNOW, HOW I WISH IT WOULD MELT
IT�S CLEARER EACH DAY THAT I CAN�T GET AWAY
AND I KNOW, I�M AN INDENTURED ELF
2. THEY MIGHT CALL IT TREASON, BUT I HATE CHRISTMAS
SEASON
AND THAT ARROGANT REINDEER WITH THE SHINEY RED
NOSE
I SLAVE IN A TOY SHOP, THE ORDERS JUST WON�T STOP
WE NEVER SEE WOMEN, THIS PLACE REALLY BLOWS
CHORUS
3. IF I COULD GET FREE HERE, I�D WORK FOR KEEBLER
LIVE ON SOUTH PADRE AND WORK ON MY TAN
BUT I�M STUCK IN THIS WASTE LAND WITH A JOB THAT I
CAN�T STAND
BUSTIN� MY ASS FOR A BIG, FAT, OLD MAN
CHORUS
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